Did the audience sing along? Au contraire! The protesters' bagpiper tried to drown me out, but my name ain't Ophelia (Cordelia perhaps, but that's another story).
Above all the racket came the sweet sound of laughter from surrounding bystanders and vehicles (except for a man who yelled "Shut the h*** UP" -- but he may have been addressing the bagpiper. Not sure.
p.s. The ex wants it stated for the record that his car does in fact have more than one tire.